12th Man Confirmed Loudest Sound In Nature Once Again
Local seismologists have stopped being surprised by this.
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Seahawks Reaffirm Commitment To Running The Ball On Second And Goal
Coaching staff describes the decision as 'philosophical' and declines further comment.
Rain City Report Delayed On Account Of, You Guessed It, Rain
Staff say they should've seen this coming, given the name of the publication.
Beast Mode Vault Adds New Wing, Cites 'Overwhelming Public Demand'
The wing is reportedly just a bigger room with the same four highlights on loop.
Front Office Insists They're 'In On Everybody,' Refuses To Name Names
This marks the fourth consecutive year this exact quote has been issued verbatim.
Macdonald Praises Defense's 'Great Effort' In Game Seahawks Lost
Effort, he clarified, was never actually the concern.
Rookie Stunned By Fan Enthusiasm At A Padless Practice
Forty reporters showed up. Six asked about his sleep schedule.
